I decided it shouldn't be a crime
To write a whole blog post in rhyme.
It can't be that hard
To emulate The Bard,
But this seems to be taking some time...
Here are some items of kit,
That may be the most perfect fit
For your kitchen at work
And now here's the perk:
They're BARGAINS (oh I'm such a wit!).
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Check out our website,
I'm not a liar -
Just £400
For this double basket fryer!
We like to name kit
After famous celebs,
But I fear that this next one is scraping the dregs,
For we have bestowed the name "Tina Turner"
To none other than this, a lovely six burner.
How about this,
It's a real looker,
A bargain price too -
